Try as I might, I can’t get too excited about the upcoming Summer Olympics. I’m certainly happy Boston isn’t hosting the games, that’s for sure. But I long ago tuned out the Olympics in general for a variety reasons, including the God-awful television coverage in the U.S. that has emphasized the sentimental story lines of individual athletes over actual sporting events. My primary reason for tuning out the Olympics, though, is that they’ve gotten too big and gaudy, with too many silly sports that distract from what used to be the jewel in the crown of the Games, i.e. track and field (now lumped into the generic “athletic” category).
If the governing Olympics committee was ever wise enough to appoint me czar of the Summer Olympics, herewith are some of the sports I’d eliminate, pronto. Note: I’m getting rid of some the world’s most famous major sports because they have their own championship games that are valued far more by athletes than the Olympics, such as soccer’s World Cup, tennis’s Wimbledon and U.S. Open, golf’s Masters and British Open, rugby’s World Cup, etc. Then I’d go after other often dubious sports with the goal of narrowing the Olympics focus to core sports, especially track and field. Here goes with my elimination list:
Flag football (yes, it’s coming in 2028), football (i.e. soccer), Rugby Sevens, badminton, baseball/softball, basketball 3X3, beach volleyball (i.e. bikini volleyball, not to be confused with indoor volleyball), breaking, golf, skateboarding, short climbing, surfing, cricket, lacrosse, tennis, table tennis, trampoline, rhythmic gymnastics.
I’ve left a few major and silly sports off the list for old-fashioned tradition and ridicule’s sake.
