No. 12’s performance as a Fox analyst during the Super Bowl is getting panned at the Globe and Times and elsewhere. … And so is the ‘grotesque’ $740,000 watch that he wore during the game. … Flashback: ‘Where did you get that dress? It’s awful!”

Re Tom’s booth performance: forget Tony Romo and other on-air NFL analysts. The ultimate player-turned-commentator he should strive to emulate: John McEnroe. No cliches. No platitudes. Just telling it like it is, as seen through the eyes of a great ex-player.